Funny George Bush Quotes

Everyone who lived under during the Bush administration knows that George W. Bush experienced more than a few verbal lapses during his presidency.

Bush Speech Photo

Sure, he had his fair share of inspirational messages to give the country, but there are still plenty of comical things that came out the 43rd president’s mouth.  Here are some of the best funny George Bush quotes.

  • “You’re free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it’ll take time to restore chaos and order – order out of chaos. But we will.”
  • “Actually, I…this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I’m talking about…when I’m talking about myself, and when he’s talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”
  • “I love to bring people into the oval office…and say, this is where I office.”
  • “Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?”
  • “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
  • “[T]he illiteracy level of our children are appalling.”
  • “You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”
  • “Will the highways on the Internet become more few?”
  • “If you don’t stand for anything, you don’t stand for anything!”
  • “Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”
  • “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”
  • “We cannot let terrorists hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.”
  • “We’re concerned about AIDS inside our White House—make no mistake about it.”
  • (discussing decline of French economy with British Prime Minister Tony Blair) “The problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for ‘entrepreneur.’”
  • “When I take action, I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It’s going to be decisive.”
  • “We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”
  • “I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here.”
  • “People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I’ll give you an example; I don’t read what’s handed to me. People say, ‘Here, here’s your speech, or here’s an idea for a speech.’ They’re changed. Trust me.”
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3 Comments

  1. Christopher Kandrat
    Posted March 5, 2011 at 2:54 am |

    Gotta admit, these were sorta amusing.

  2. Posted May 13, 2012 at 5:24 pm |

    They weren’t amusing, they were terrifying. And the damage this man and his cronies did to the United States will not be undone for generations, if ever.

  3. Posted August 17, 2012 at 10:22 pm |

    My all-time favorite comments from W came as he was leaving office and couldn’t name one thing he would’ve done differently. Priceless.

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